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Worst invention ever?

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Cami Secret (aka Boob Apron) maybe the worst invention ever  (there’s a link in the description to the real commercial).  My friend asked me if I ever notice the way women keep tugging and pulling at their shirts and skirts.  Maybe he’s staring too much, and making them uncomfortable.  But yes, I have noticed.  Ladies, [...]

Oh-no!

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Jezebel comes through with some hard core cringe inducing masturbation stories.

Ex-everything

The Passion for Christ Movement made a splash on Reddit last week with their Ex-masturbator t-shirt.  T-shirt wise they have a lot of Ex’s.  They’re good for religious stunts I guess, but outside that?  That reminds me, when the Chinese deal with trouble makers they make the wear a sign stating what evil they have [...]

Thems lasers

One of the cooler things you see one the internet, a Laser Microscope.  Looks easy, too.  All that’s needed is a laser and a drop of water. What are you waiting for?  It’ll amuse your cat.

Cold comfort

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Is masturbation your anti-drug?  Well toys from Necronomicox.com will put you off that.  The site is technically NSFW, once you figure out what those little statues are for.  I have to admit, these offer far more personality the sparkly vampire toys.

1o Day Traffic Jam

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CBS reports from China, that road construction in the North of China has caused a 10 day, 60 mile traffic jam.  Vehicles move as little as a half mile a day.  Luckily for the US, we worship our cars, and have lots of wonderful roads.  Backup never last more than a few hours.

Turn off Fox

That’s not exactly possible, but if you get out the word, maybe people will listen.  How about a bumper sticker campaign?  HI think this reddit pragmatist is pretty close.

No mosque here

“I’m not even muslim.” Whatever.  You’re dark, you have a skull cap and you called me mother fucker.  You die.

Embezzler Caught

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TSA nabbed a would be embezzler in Jersey.  Way to go guys.  Not just for air safety, but pretty much everything else, too.

Relax, this is how Viagra works.

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It would be very embarrassing if you blood vessels were to contract when you wanted them to relax. I’m all ready telling all my Viagra toting friends that they are going to give themselves a heart attack.  Serves you right for buying your Viagra a pill at a time, from a guy at the barbershop.